Dec 16

I am NOT going there. The leopards are f****g huge.#leopard

I am NOT going there. The leopards are f****g huge.#leopard

Dec 16

My submission for the new Blenders Pride advert.#blenderspride

My submission for the new Blenders Pride advert.#blenderspride

Dec 15

A rare near smile from me.

A rare near smile from me.

Dec 15

Udaipur. Government has restored internet.

Udaipur. Government has restored internet.

Dec 15

City Palace, Udaipur

City Palace, Udaipur

Dec 15

END OF DAYS. Corn or pineapples.#feelalittlesick

END OF DAYS. Corn or pineapples.#feelalittlesick

Dec 15

Great value with the discount.Not much use when the local government blocks internet access indefinitely due to local gang skirmishes.

Great value with the discount.Not much use when the local government blocks internet access indefinitely due to local gang skirmishes.

Dec 14

Umaid Palace, Jodphur.

Umaid Palace, Jodphur.

Dec 13

Therese on a zipslide.#jodphur #mehrangarhfort @theresedegnan

Therese on a zipslide.#jodphur #mehrangarhfort @theresedegnan

Dec 13

Mehrangarh Fort, Jodphur.#jodphur #mehrangarhfort

Mehrangarh Fort, Jodphur.#jodphur #mehrangarhfort

Dec 13

Getting rid of Therese. ??? #jodphur #mehrangarhfort

Getting rid of Therese. ??? #jodphur #mehrangarhfort

Dec 13

Jodphur. The blue city.#nofilter

Jodphur. The blue city.#nofilter

Dec 13

Put aside the Indian signage. This reminds me of the small 60's built shopping arcades in Glasgow when I was growing up.

Put aside the Indian signage. This reminds me of the small 60's built shopping arcades in Glasgow when I was growing up.

Dec 12

Teddy is very happy we moved from the sub-standard park plaza to this nice Fairfield Marriott.#marriott

Teddy is very happy we moved from the sub-standard park plaza to this nice Fairfield Marriott.#marriott

Dec 12

This was the view from our bedroom in the Park Plaza, Jodphur. Children's party kicked off with a woofer a boy racer would be proud of. Opposite our room a wedding party prepared to make noise. In the meantime we wrestled with dodgy electrics and bad wifiTime to leave.#jodphur #parkplaza

This was the view from our bedroom in the Park Plaza, Jodphur. Children's party kicked off with a woofer a boy racer would be proud of. Opposite our room a wedding party prepared to make noise. In the meantime we wrestled with dodgy electrics and bad wifiTime to leave.#jodphur  #parkplaza

Words cannot describe how awful this hotel was. But I will try.

Manager-‘let me show you to your room’ (proceeds not to show us to our room)

Unclean room. Dodgy electrics. No WiFi. Single glazing. Not the best even in quieter areas, a disaster when on a flight path.

Children’s party kicks off. Loud speakers. REALLY LOUD.

Indian wedding starts preparing in rooms opposite. All doors left open. Lots of hard stares as we walk past…since not part of the wedding party. And lots of alcohol appearing so we know it’ll be noisy until tomorrow morning.

We search hotels.com, Airbnb and TripAdvisor, finally an escape located at the Marriott

Hotel manager wonders over the loud children’s party why we have a complaint. I request a full refund and we leave.

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