…. as written from just South of Winnipeg at 12,000 metres, it’s time for a recap of the last nine weeks.
| Best | Worst | ||
| Airline | Air New Zealand from Auckland to Sydney. Upgraded, big seats, big screens and lots of free stuff. | United from San Francisco to London. Dominatrix pensioners, screaming babies and loud men. Thai Airways out of London was a close second. | |
| Airline lounge | Air New Zealand in Auckland. Gave us beans and toast for breakfast. | US Airlines in Phoenix. No food and drinks are charged. On the plus side, the barman did sing us a song. | |
| Surprise | How big America is. And some of them even know where the UK is. And Lone Pine was pretty cool. | Having the wallet stolen on New Year’s Eve. | |
| Drinks | Happy hour martini’s at “the bitter end” in San Diego. Bad hangover. | Happy hour martini’s at “the bitter end” in San Diego. Wine in Marlborough, New Zealand is a close second. | |
| Accommodation | Green house on the hill for ambience. The second hotel in Melbourne for facilities. | Melbourne guest house. No en suite toilet or aircon. It’s high 30’s outside. | |
| View | Yosemite (Franz Josef Glacier a close second) | The rain from the motel in Kaikoura while doing nothing. | |
| Place | Yosemite. Or snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef. | Las Vegas. Bored after three hours and we have three days there. | |
| Food | Malaysian/Chinese food on Cuba Street, Wellington. | Most of America. We OD on salt and retain too much water. | |
| Baggage check | Flagstaff. About an hour on both our bags. Seriously bored staff. | New Zealand. Opened the bags but didn’t look inside because it was so tidy. | |
| Weather | Sydney, Australia and Bay of Islands, New Zealand | San Francisco – it rained except for the first day. | |
| Stephen’s cutting comments) | N/A | “it’s ok I can read signs” to the guide at the Hoover dam asking if we needed directions. | |
| In flight movie | Burn after reading | Sisterhood of the travelling pants 2. (This is without watching it too!) | |
| Unfriendly receptionist | Wanaka. She wouldn’t stop talking to us. | Alice Springs so called “Resort” | |
| Most surreal moment | Critic-ing “Adrenalin Rush Hour” for the discovery channel in Vegas. | Vegas timeshare saleswoman thinking the UK was on the European continent …. somewhere. |

